Take off ya knickers and show us ya bra, throw another cocktail on that bar

More ice please…………………….

No semi-colons, don’t tease…………………….;;;

Don’t hold the gin, just give me some tea, proper cup and saucer please.

English upon Devon, Southend on Sea, I parade around the Royal “we

I did walk with a stick, now as solid as a brick, open that bottle of gin, and I’ll give you a lick

Weirdos and crazies and full moons are me, always crisp white shirts, never a tee

I play real nice…………………….

I will give you a dare…………………….

Don’t bother with that argument, I’m not fair.

Weirdo. Love ya.

Hope you have a nice day. Its your birthday today, so Id like to just say here here…………….

“happy birfday bwucie”

for 5 february 2011 and again in 2014


My Name Is Bruce
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